This article is a screenplay of the Andrew & Heidi episode "Heidi's Cousin Campy" from Season 1 which was released on December 18, 2014.
Here is the Screenplay for Heidi’s Cousin Campy.
(Heidi’s Cousin Campy)
[Andrew’s House]
[Dani is sitting upside down on the couch using her Pear Pad]
[Andrew walks in wearing a suit]
Andrew: What are you doing?
Dani: I am becoming the first person in the world to use her pear pad upside down.
Andrew: You think that’s gonna be in the Guinness World Book of Records?
Dani: Probably!
Andrew: Well I think its not.
[Dani turns on the couch and is right side up again]
Dani: Your wearing a suit?
Andrew: Yeah! It’s because Heidi invited me to go to a wedding.
Dani: Who’s wedding?
Andrew: Her cousin’s!
Dani: The one in the bride dress?
Andrew: How did you know?
Dani: I was ease dropping next to your bedroom when you and Heidi were talking about stuff.
Andrew: Why?
Dani: Wanted to!
Andrew: Dani, you will never find out on what Heidi and me are up to. Besides, Heidi and me never get into anything wonky.
Dani: Wonky? What’s wonky?
Andrew: I don’t know! German Chocolate is what I’m guessing.
Dani: Wow! My brother and me had a conversation, and weirdly when he motioned chocolate.
[Dani leaves]
Andrew: Huh-huh! Okay, mom and dad are visiting grandma and grandpa at their house right now and Heidi should be here in a few minutes.
[Doorbell rings]
[Andrew answers the door]
Andrew: Heidi!
[Heidi walks in wearing her nice dress]
Heidi: Andrew! Are you about ready to go?
Andrew: Of course I am! I am usually not a number one fan of wearing this super nice suit and tie. I don’t do these kinds of threads.
Heidi: Andrew, I think it looks beautiful on you.
Andrew: In your point of view.
Heidi: You know I’m wearing a nice dress and it doesn’t bother me.
Andrew: Huh-huh!
Heidi: Did you know that we are going to ride in my grandma’s car?
Andrew: What kind of car?
Heidi: A new one! It’s a dodge!
Andrew: Your grandma can drive in a dodge?
Heidi: Yeah! I’ve seen that doge commercial where the guy in the afro kept right on singing about this other guy wanting to touch the car.
Andrew: I thought that was a funny commercial. It got the other dude really frustrated at the end. I kept on laughing!
Heidi: And the other guy kept on singing.
Andrew: Oh boy!
Heidi: Write now we are just standing here.
Andrew: We should go now should we?
Heidi: Yeah!
[Andrew and Heidi walk to the front door]
Heidi: Hey Andrew, is it possible for a squirrel to make love with a rabbit?
Andrew: What do you mean?
Heidi: I was just wondering.
Andrew: Probably not!
Heidi: If it were, it would be new in life
Andrew: Nope! Lets go!
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
[Dani walks in]
Dani: Hey Andrew! Would it be possible to use a laptop upside down? Hello? I am all alone. Might as well never find out and go to my friend’s house I guess!
[Andrew & Heidi Theme Song]
[Wedding Chapel]
[Andrew and Heidi and the other guest are watching the wedding]
Andrew: [Whispering] So, that’s your cousin up there?
Heidi: [Whispering] Yeah! My cousin Stephanie is the one in the all white dress and she’s a psychiatrist. At the age of 24!
Andrew: [Whispering] Look at the guy she is marrying. His name sounds like Myron.
Heidi: [Whispering] His name is Myron!
Andrew: [Whispering] I figured!
Man: [Whispering] And you two can be quiet. Grunches!
Andrew: [Whispering] Sorry!
Minister: I now pronounce you two, husband and wife! Hey!
Myron: What?
Minister: Now you can kiss her.
Myron: Why not?
[Stephanie and Myron kisses and everyone applauds]
Little Girl: Hey you!
Heidi: Me?
Little Girl: Why do you have your legs crossed?
Heidi: What’s wrong with that?
Little Girl: Just wondering!
Heidi: I cross my legs a lot of times and you look pretty.
Little Girl: Whatever!
Heidi: She looks nice!
Andrew: Heidi! I can tell! I can really tell!
[Reception Room]
[Andrew approaches the bride and groom table]
Andrew: Hey! You two love people! Where’s the music?
Myron: We decided not to have music!
Andrew: No dancing to?
Stephanie: No! Who the heck are you?
Andrew: I’m one of your cousin’s boyfriends.
Stephanie: To who?
Andrew: Heidi Makinney!
Myron: Sorry! We are just having food.
Andrew: What kind of reception is this?
Myron: But we can still do cake though!
Andrew: How can you two…..I guess that’s okay! I can eat cake!
[Andrew walks out]
Stephanie: What a kid!
Myron: He’s a teenager!
Stephanie: That’s what I said.
[Andrew sits down at his table]
Andrew: Can you believe that Heidi? There is no music and dancing in this reception. The only good thing about it is cake.
Heidi: Don’t worry! It’s just my cousin being a cousin!
Andrew: Yeah sure!
[Heidi’s grandmother Charlotte Makinney walks in]
Charlotte: Heidi! Have you seen the toilets in this place? They flush by itself. No handles no buttons.
Heidi: Um, that sounds festive!
Charlotte: So, this is the boy who has been hanging arounf with my sweet granddaughter.
Andrew: But you already met me, when you, me and Heidi were in the car.
Charlotte: Well…Wait I did?
Andrew: Yes! Mrs. Makinney!
Charlotte: Oh! You can call me Charlotte!
Andrew: Okay Charlotte!
Charlotte: I just forgot I already met you for no reason.
Andrew: Do you even know how old you are?
Charlotte: I’m 66 years old!
Andrew: That explains it!
Heidi: Doesn’t Andrew look nice? He and I are doing really fine!
Charlotte: I know!
Heidi: I just noticed something! How come my cousin Campy wasn’t here to see this wedding.
Charlotte: I don’t know! Apparently, Campy is in France attending a boarding college. I tried to call him and he never called back.
Andrew: Campy? What kind of a name is Campy?
Heidi: Oh! His full name is Cameron Stevenson! He goes by Campy for short.
Andrew: Why Campy?
Charlotte: When he was 6 years old, he went to a camping trip with his family, he really enjoyed camping so that’s why they call him Campy.
Andrew: You said he lives in France?
Heidi: Yeah! He’s at a boarding college! He’s 19 years old!
Andrew: He’s older than us!
Heidi: Yeah! I was really hoping for Campy to come by and see this wedding.
Charlotte: I don’t know what he’s been up to. It’s been a month since we’ve last spoken to him.
Andrew: How interesting!
Charlotte: Yeah! If you’ll excuse me, I gotta ask that man why he is culming his hair. That’s starting to annoy me.
Andrew: Really?
Charlotte: Yeah! He also looks like a doofus!
[Charlotte leaves]
Heidi: Andrew! Since Campy didn’t come to this wedding or was unable to contact our family, I’m probably guessing that something happened to Campy.
Andrew: Why do you think that?
Heidi: Well for someone who doesn’t call back or was never able to see his family, something probably might’ve happened.
Andrew: How can that be possible?
Heidi: I don’t know! But I’m going to find out.
Andrew: Okay then! We’ll see if we can get some info on this Campy dude later. Right now, we are going to get some cake.
[Andrew and Heidi leaves the table]
[Andrew and Heidi approaches the slices of cake on another table]
[Andrew and Heidi grabs a slice of cake]
[An old man walks in]
Old Man: Are you two getting a cake?
Andrew: Yes! We are going to eat this good chocolate cake!
Old Man: Huh! That’s interesting!
[Old man leaves]
Heidi: What did he want?
Andrew: Just to ask a question!
Heidi: Oh! Cake time!
[Andrew’s House]
[Andrew’s Bedroom]
[Heidi is using her pear pad]
Andrew: Heidi! Are you sure you know where you are finding this Campy dude?
Heidi: Yeah! The last time we heard was that he is living in France!
Andrew: Is he an American or French?
Heidi: He’s an American!
Andrew: Why does go to college in France then?
Heidi: Because he really loves French bread!
Andrew: Wow! A cousin of yours goes to this school in France, and he likes French bread! That sounds crazy as in crazy, crazy, and crazy!
Heidi: That was a total of four crazy’s I heard.
[Heidi types on her pear pad]
Heidi: Here he is! Cameron “Campy” Stevenson! He’s 19 years old, and he lives in an apartment in France.
Andrew: It says here that he can translate in French language pretty well.
Heidi: Well, I can’t seem to find any information on Campy on the Internet.
Andrew: I know! You already checked his school website, his address and his other information, but you can’t seem to find any luck on him. You’ve been at this whole Campy thing since yesterday.
[Heidi turns off her pear pad]
Heidi: I wonder what he could be doing.
Andrew: Why don’t you call him?
Heidi: That’s a great idea!
[Heidi pauses]
Heidi: If I only knew his phone number. Oh whiz!
Andrew: Chiz!
Heidi: I got corrected!
Andrew: Hey! Do you really think you can find your cousin who is somewhere in France doing anything.
Heidi: I don’t know! You and I can go get an ice cream to think about it.
Andrew: Okay! But if I get a brain freeze, then I will…will….
Heidi: What?
Andrew: Nothing! I love you girly!
[Streets]
[Andrew and Heidi are walking]
Andrew: Boy! That Ice Cream really hit the spot.
Heidi: A very nice way to sooth your throat to with creamy stuff.
Andrew: I had chocolate!
Heidi: I had cherry!
[Andrew and Heidi sees a fortunetelling place called “Madam Fortune”]
Heidi: Hey Andrew look!
Andrew: What?
Heidi: A fortuneteller is in that building!
Andrew: So what?
Heidi: If we can go inside and ask the fortuneteller about my cousin Campy, she’ll probably know where Campy is.
Andrew: Okay!
Heidi: Okay what
Andrew: Lets go do that!
Heidi: Oh! I thought you and I was gonna dance!
Andrew: No Heidi! We are not dancing!
Heidi: Oh!
[Andrew and Heidi goes inside the building]
[Madam Fortune Building]
[Andrew and Heidi walks in and they see Madam Fortune sitting in her chair]
Andrew: She is just sitting in a chair!
Madam Fortune: You have come to see Madam Fortune! What brings you two in my place?
Heidi: We come to ask you if you can use your psychic powers to find a location on one of my cousins.
Madam Fortune: Sure thing! Come forward!
Andrew: Okay!
[Andrew and Heidi moves a little]
Madam Fortune: STOP!
[Andrew and Heidi stops moving]
Andrew: That’s a weird way of saying stop!
Madam Fortune: Madam Fortune jut got new carpet for this place. Take your shoes off.
Andrew: Say what?
Madam Fortune: Take you shoes off!
Andrew: Okay!
[Andrew takes off his sports tennis shoes]
Heidi: Excuse Me! Mam! I am not wearing any socks, and I was just wondering if my feet are going to have footprints for your carpet
Andrew: A CSI reference!
Madam Fortune: Take your shoes off!
Heidi: But my boyfriend is wearing socks, and I'm not wearing socks, I was just wanting to know if…..
Andrew: Heidi! She just said take your shoes off.
Heidi: Okay!
[Heidi takes off her pink ballet flats and stands in her bare feet]
Heidi: There off!
Madam Fortune: Come forward you two!
[Andrew and Heidi approaches Madam Fortune and the sit down in some chairs]
Andrew: Okay! I’m Andrew and this is Heidi! We came to ask you about Heidi’s cousin named Campy!
Madam Fortune: Campy! What the heck kind of name is Campy?
Andrew: His name is Cameron Stevenson! He goes by Campy for short!
Madam Fortune: Oh yeah! Nicknames can sometimes confuse me.
Heidi: My cousin Campy lives in France and I’m trying to find out what he is at this moment in time.
Madam Fortune: Alright! I will take a look into Madam Fortune’s crystal ball.
Andrew: This carpet does look new!
Heidi: And soft! Soft for my feet!
Madam Fortune: What’s this I see, I see 19 year old Cameron Stevenson, he is eating a French bread pizza.
Andrew: He’s obsessed with French bread!
Madam Fortune: I see him walking on the streets, I can see that he is being kidnapped, by criminals.
Heidi: Oh my! What else can you see!
Madam Fortune: Campy is being trapped in an abandoned Apartment building by four criminals and he is till in that building today, at least he is still eating.
Heidi: Oh my goodness!
Madam Fortune: The crystal has gone dark.
Andrew: He was kidnapped!
Heidi: Andrew! Criminals are trapping him in France.
Andrew: Now what?
Heidi: I don’t know I’ll think of something.
[Andrew and Heidi stands up and Andrew gives the fortuneteller the money]
Andrew: Thank you so much! Um, looking into the crystal ball, is that like watching a movie, except its acting in real life?
Madam Fortune: Sort of!
Andrew: Oh!
[Andrew and Heidi walks over and the both grab their shoes]
Madam Fortune: You two can get out of Madam Fortune’s place now.
Andrew: Okay we were leaving anyways.
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
[Outside the building]
[Andrew and Heidi puts their shoes back on]
Andrew: Wow! I never knew that your cousin would be trapped by criminals.
Heidi: Andrew! I gotta go rescue him!
Andrew: Hahahaha! Your kidding right?
Heidi: No! He’s my cousin and I gotta go to France and save him.
Andrew: France is like a thousand miles away!
Heidi: But hey, I can be able to see the Eiffel Tower.
Andrew: The Eiffel Tower! That would be cool! Okay, you can go to France, but only under one condition.
Heidi: What?
Andrew: I gonna go to France with you!
Heidi: I’ll accept that!
Andrew: That’s good!
Heidi: My boyfriend is going to France with me!
[Heidi hugs and kisses Andrew multiple times]
Andrew: Not again!
[Andrew’s House]
[Andrew is packing his suitcase in his bedroom]
[Heidi walks in with her suitcase and her stuff rabbit Sophie]
Heidi: Okay! I reminded my grandma about our trip.
Andrew: Okay! She granted your permission. Splendid!
Heidi: I figure that you and I can stay over at Campy’s apartment and stay at his place.
Andrew: His apartment?
Heidi: He has a guest bedroom!
Andrew: Yes! I can sleep with you, eventhough you and me did it before.
Heidi: Yay! Sleeping together!
[Michael and Katy walks in]
Andrew: Okay! I’m all packed now!
Michael: Hey, look what are son is doing!
Katy: You're acting like your going on a vacation.
Heidi: Andrew and I are going to France to go rescue Campy!
Andrew: Yeah! What she said!
Katy: France! But that's really far away!
Michael: And what kind of a name is Campy?
Andrew: That’s short for Cameron Stevenson!
Heidi: That’s my cousin!
Andrew: Yeah!
Heidi: Come on Andrew! The plane takes off in two hours.
Andrew: Okay, but I gotta ask my parents first! Mother, father, can I please go to Paris, France with Heidi? We’ll be back on Thursday!
Michael: Well! Um…
Katy: Um I think that might be….
Andrew: Okay! Thanks! See you guys later. Lets go Heidi!
[Andrew and Heidi grabs their stuff and leaves]
Michael: But Andrew!
Katy: Andrew!
[They hear a door shut]
Michael: Well he left us!
Katy: Just like that!
Michael: At least they ran out of here so quick!
Katy: Like running to a bathroom to pee!
Michael: Yeah! Wait what?
[Airplane]
[Andrew and Heidi are sitting in their seats]
Andrew: Did that fight attendant actually let you take that pink rabbit with you on the plane?
Heidi: Yeah! Sophie wanted to come to France to.
Andrew: Whatever!
[Heidi looks out the window]
Heidi: Wow! Sophie, we are high up!
Andrew: Sophie doesn’t talk!
Heidi: It looks like good glowing lights on the ground.
Andrew: Where in the heck are the peanuts?
[Fight attendant walks in]
Flight Attendant: Care for some peanuts?
Andrew: Finally!
[Andrew takes a bag of peanuts from the flight attendant]
[Flight attendant leaves]
Heidi: Andrew we are up in the air!
Andrew: We’ve been in the air for 4 hours already!
Flight Captain: This is your captain speaking, apparently we can’t find any good movies, but we are going to show a Charlie Brown cartoon, please enjoy!
Heidi: I love Charlie Brown!
Andrew: You do huh! How wonderful!
Heidi: I just wonder why Lucy is always pulling away the football away from Charlie when he attempts to kick the football.
Andrew: Pretty much to make him miserable and powerless.
Heidi: I just learned something from Andrew, Sophie!
Andrew: The rabbit doesn’t talk Heidi!
Heidi: How are the peanuts?
Andrew: Wonderful! These are good peanuts!
Heidi: Up in the air!
Andrew: Mhmm!
[Commercial Break]
[Airport in France]
[Andrew and Heidi walks out from the terminal]
Andrew: Okay! Now we got to get to Campy's Apartment now that we are out of the terminal.
Heidi: Okay! What's a terminal?
[Andrew rolls his eyes]
Andrew: It's a walk way to get on and off a plane.
Heidi: That sounds wonderful!
Andrew: Okay I think we need to go this way.
[Andrew and Heidi are walking]
Heidi: I wanna go see the Eiffel Tower.
Andrew: Okay!
Heidi: How high is that tower anyways?
Andrew: 1,063 feet!
Heidi: That would take forever to climb up that tower from those big metal things.
Andrew: That's way too impossible. That's not even similar to climbing a tree.
Heidi: It's not?
Andrew: No! A in N.O. Explanation point No!
Heidi: That must be a wonderful vocabulary.
Andrew: And pretty colorful!
[Eiffel Tower]
[Andrew and Heidi walks in]
[Andrew is taking a picture of the Eiffel Tower on his phone]
Andrew: Wow! This is a huge tower! It's really big when a person sees it in person here in Paris.
Heidi: What's that pointy thing on the top?
Andrew: It looks like an antenna!
Heidi: It looks very pointy.
Andrew: Yeah! Should we go to the apartment now?
Heidi: Yeah!
Andrew: Okay! Let's go! We'll need your pear phone for directions.
[Andrew walks out]
[Heidi is still staring at the Eiffel Tower]
[Andrew walks in and grabs Heidi's arm and drags her]
[Campy's Apartment Building]
[Heidi is waiting in the hallway]
[Andrew walks in with the key]
Andrew: I got the key!
[Andrew uses the key to unlock the door]
[Andrew opens the door and Andrew and Heidi enters the apartment room]
[Inside the apartment room]
Andrew: This is really snazzy! This is a very nice and clean apartment.
Heidi: Wow! Campy must be doing really good keeping this apartment clean.
Andrew: He has all kinds of cool stuff.
Heidi: This is a really lovely apartment!
[Andrew takes his and Heidi's stuff and Heidi's rabbit takes them the guest bedroom]
Heidi: He even has good air conditioning, and a television!
[Heidi grabs the remote and turns on the television]
Heidi: Hey! I know this show, Hey Andrew come see this television show.
[Heidi sits on the couch]
[Andrew walks in and sits on the couch]
Andrew: Wait a minute! I've seen this show before!
Heidi: That show looks familiar to me too!
Andrew: That's "Drake & Josh", in French language!
[Camera views at the television screen showing a Drake & Josh episode, "Tree House"]
Andrew: That's the episode to where they constructed a tree house and they get trapped in it.
Heidi: That still looks like a classic show.
Andrew: Okay now, we can't just sit here. We need to look around this apartment to see if we can find any information on Campy!
Heidi: Okay!
[Andrew and Heidi gets off the couch and looks around the apartment]
[Andrew looks in the kitchen]
[Heidi is still looking in the looking in the living room]
[Heidi accidentally runs into the couch and falls]
[Andrew finds a list of phone numbers on the fridge]
Andrew: What's this? A phone number list. Heidi, I think I pretty much found it.
[Heidi stands up]
Heidi: Where?
[Heidi runs forward an runs into the counter and falls]
Andrew: I found a list a phone numbers!
[Heidi stands up and enters the kitchen]
Andrew: This phone number list should help us.
Heidi: There's all kinds of phone numbers on here.
Andrew: But which one is Campy's? The number to the Paris police station is on the very bottom.
Heidi: Found it!
Andrew: Where?
Heidi: Right in the middle!
Andrew: That is the phone number! Cameron Stevenson, 697-4231!
Heidi: Now I know his phone number!
[Heidi walks over to the living room and grabs the phone]
Andrew: Now all we got to do is find an address on these criminals.
Heidi: Okay! I'm gonna call Campy now!
[Heidi's pauses]
Heidi: Oops I forgot the phone number again.
Andrew: It's 697-4231!
Heidi: Okay! I'm dialing starting now!
[Heidi pauses again]
Heidi: I forgot again!
[Andrew looks at the ceiling]
[Andrew walks in the living room and takes the phone from Heidi]
Andrew: I'll do it for you, since your forgetting machine keeps turning back on.
[Andrew dials the number]
Heidi: But can I still talk to my cousin?
Andrew: Yes!
[Andrew gives the phone to Heidi]
Andrew: I gotta right down that phone number for that police station anyways.
[Andrew goes back to the Kitchen]
Heidi: Talking time!
[Abandoned Apartment Building]
[4 Criminals are playing a card game]
[Cameron Stevenson is trapped in a cage]
Campy: Hey, is today the day I'm going to get out of here?
Criminal #1: No! You are going to stay in that cage for no reason.
Campy: You can't do this to me, I'm an American!
Criminal #2: Living in France?
Campy: Yes! I miss my french bread!
Criminal #3: Maybe later we can pee on you.
Criminal #4: Though you do smell like cabbage right now.
Campy: You guys have been keeping me in here for one month now. Plus you won't let me call the police.
Criminal #3: Remember, we use you for a basketball if you do report us.
Campy: At least you guys are letting me eat.
[Campy's Phone rings]
[Campy pulls out his pear phone and answers it]
Campy: Hello?
Heidi: Campy! It's me Heidi!
Campy: Cousin Heidi?
Heidi: Yep it's me, Heidi Makinney!
Campy: What do you want?
Heidi: I'm at your apartment here in France. I heard that you got captured by criminals. I came here with my boyfriend Andrew Dalton. I came here to find and rescue you.
Campy: You're here in France?
Heidi: Yes!
Campy: Does your grandma know your here?
Heidi: Yes! Campy all you gotta do is tell me where you are and I'll come get you.
Campy: I can't! If I tell you where I am, these criminals will beat me up if I tell you.
Criminal #1: Hey, let's go out in the back yard and grab some fresh air.
Criminal #2: How are we going to get to the back yard.
Criminal #1: You know there is a back door to this place.
Criminal #2: Oh!
Criminal #3: Like you forgot this even had a back door.
Criminal #4: You dimwit!
[The criminals leave]
Campy: Okay, now I can tell you. I am at an abandoned apartment building that's located 5 miles away from my apartment.
Heidi: Which way?
Campy: North! I'm in apartment room 318! You better hurry, they planning on peeing on me.
Heidi: Okay! We'll be right there. Bye!
Campy: Bye!
[Campy hangs up]
[Campy's Apartment Building]
Heidi: He's at an abandoned apartment that's 5 miles up north.
Andrew: Unbelievable! Your cousin was luck to have a phone with him.
[Heidi grabs her purse]
Heidi: We gotta get to that apartment building and quick!
Andrew: I wrote down the number to the Paris police station. I have the number in my pocket! Let's go!
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
[Abandoned Apartment Building]
[Andrew and Heidi walks into the abandoned lobby]
Andrew: This place looks all messed up.
Heidi: Apparently it's just messy!
Andrew: Okay, you go upstairs and get your cousin.
Heidi: Okay, he's in room 318!
Andrew: Go! Go! Go!
Heidi: And Go!
Andrew: Just go!
[Heidi goes up the stair way]
[Andrew finds a wooden chair and approaches it]
[Andrew sits on the chair and the chair breaks]
Andrew: I hope that didn't affect my buttox!
[Andrew hears a noise]
[Andrew runs, jumps over the counter and hides]
[The four criminals walk in from the back door]
[Andrew comes out and sees the criminals and he hides again]
[The four criminals goes up the stairway]
[Andrew comes out from the counter]
Andrew: Those criminals come and go so quickly!
[Apartment Room 318]
[Campy is sitting on the floor in the cage]
[Heidi opens the front door and walks in]
Campy: Heidi!
Heidi: Campy!
[Heidi approaches Campy]
Campy: Look at you! You look adorable! How did you look so gorgeous!
Heidi: It's a natural look!
Campy: Oh! That explains the gorgeous part.
Heidi: Okay! I'm gonna you out of that cage. Where's the key?
[The 4 criminals walks in]
Campy: One of the criminals have the key!
Criminal #1: You got that right Cabbage smelling boy! I have the key!
Criminal #2: Hey, what is this chick doing here?
Criminal #3: She looks pretty!
Campy: This is my cousin!
Heidi: I came here to free my cousin.
[Criminal #4 approaches Heidi and smells her hair]
Criminal #4: She even has fresh hair.
Heidi: Why are you guys keeping my cousin here?
Criminal #2: We just decided to kidnap him and make him suffer in there.
Heidi: For no reason?
Criminal #3: Yes!
Heidi: That's mean! Meanie Meanie Mean Mean Mean!
Campy: You guys are going to pay for kidnapping me and keeping me here. My cousin came to get me out of here.
Criminal #1: Oh so you are this boy's cousin!
Heidi: Yeah! I'm Heidi Makinney! I was just freeing my good and innocent cousin.
Criminal #1: Well why didn't you say so?
[Criminal #1 uses the key and unlocks the cage and opens it]
Criminal #1: Just go right into this cage and get your cousin!
Heidi: Okay! That was an easy rescue mission!
[Heidi walks into the cage]
[Criminal #1 quickly closes the cage and locks it]
[Heidi turns around and notices that the cage is locked]
Heidi: Hey!
Criminal #1: Now you are trapped with your cousin and you will not get up.
Criminal #4: Wow two cousins trapped in the same cage. Now it's runs in the family.
Criminal #1: Shut-up!
Criminal #4: Just saying!
Campy: You better let us out of here.
Heidi: I don't wanna be stuck here. I really want to eat and breathe through the happy air again.
Campy: They'll give us food! They just give it to us, "in the cage"!
Heidi: Crispy food?
Campy: Yeah!
[Abandoned Lobby]
[Andrew is still behind the counter waiting]
Andrew: Where is Heidi? I just hope those criminals didn't trap Heidi to. What could they be doing up there?
[Andrew climbs over the counter and is now side of the counter]
Andrew: Plus I just sat down on that chair that broke! Thank goodness my buttox survived!
[Andrew's phone rings]
[Andrew pulls out his pear phone and answers it]
Andrew: Hello?
Heidi: Andrew, it's me!
Andrew: Heidi! What's going here?
Heidi: The criminals came into the apartment room and they found me!
Andrew: What else?
Heidi: They got me trapped in this cage with Campy.
Andrew: What? You got trapped to?
Heidi: Yeah! You gotta help me and Campy! The criminals are planning on urinating on us.
Andrew: Okay! Don't worry! I'll be right up!
[Andrew hangs up]
Andrew: I guess it's up to me now!
[Andrew quickly goes up the stairs]
[Apartmanr Room 318]
[Heidi and Campy are sitting in the ground]
[Heidi finds some chicken bones in the ground]
[The 4 criminals are eating their food]
Heidi: Whoa! Who was eating chicken here?
Campy: I was eating chicken! It was really edible and crusty!
Heidi: That explains the chicken bones.
[Andrew opens the door and walks in]
Andrew: Yo!
[The criminals sees Andrew]
Criminal #1: Hey look, it's a boy!
Andrew: Let them go!
[The criminals stand up]
Criminal #2: Just what do you think your doing?
Andrew: I'm hear to rescue my girlfriend and that other dude.
Criminal #3: Oh yeah! This must be "the hero!"
[The criminals laugh]
[Heidi and Campy stands up]
Andrew: I don't think it find that funny, you laughing grunches!
Campy: Whoa!
Heidi: Be careful Andrew, they might do something silly like, spitting their food out at you....or something!
Campy: Is that your boyfriend?
Heidi: Yeah! He's really a sweetie!
Andrew: I'm to cool for that word Heidi!
Campy: He's too cool for the word sweetie.
Heidi: Whaaaat?
Andrew: You guys let these people go, right now!
Criminal #4: What if we don't want to?
Andrew: Then you guys gotta problem on your hands.
Criminal #1: Looks like he's asking for it boys. Get him!
[The four criminals push Andrew around]
[Criminal #2 throws Andrew across the room]
[Andrew hits the wall and falls on the ground]
[Heidi gasps]
Heidi: Andrew!
Criminal #1: This boy thinks he can take us out.
[Andrew stands back up with anger]
Criminal #2: Pfft! Look at that dude, just look at him!
[Andrew screams and runs closer to Criminal #3]
[Andrew Punches Criminal #3 and kicks him in the groin]
[Criminal #3 falls down]
[Andrew throws Criminal #2 against the wall and slams a wooden chair against his head]
[Criminal #2 is now on the floor]
[Andrew kicks Criminal #4 in the stomach and then punches his stomach]
[Criminal #4 falls down]
Andrew: Come on! COME ON!
[Andrew and Criminal #1 a confronting each other]
[Andrew punches Criminal #1 7 times]
[Criminal #1 falls down]
[Andrew approaches Criminal #1 and pulls the key out of his left pocket]
Andrew: You guys just got chizzed!
[Andrew approaches the cage]
[Andrew uses the key, unlocks the cage and opens it]
[Heidi approaches and hugs Andrew]
Heidi: Oh Andrew!
Andrew: You okay!
Heidi: I'm okay!
[Andrew and Heidi kisses]
[Campy approaches Andrew and Heidi]
Campy: Hey Andrew! Thanks for helping us out.
Andrew: No problem!
Campy: What should we do with these cheesy criminals?
[Andrew pulls out his pear phone]
Andrew: Well Campy! Heidi! I'll do this to these criminals!
[Andrew dials the number to the Paris police station]
Andrew: Hello police, do you speak English? That's good, I have four criminals laying on the ground right now and they have trapped 2 victims here, so will you please come to the Address, 2385 Augusta Street and take these wazzy bozos to jail? Yes that's the abandoned apartment building. You will find them in Room 318. Thank you so much! [Hangs up] The police are coming to take these wazz bags away.
Campy: Interesting! You just made a "way too easy" phone call.
Heidi: That's my sweetie boyfriend!
Andrew: Heidi!
Heidi: You are a sweetie!
Andrew: Let's get out of here.
[Andrew, Heidi and Campy leaves]
[Campy's Apartment Building]
[Campy comes walks in from the bathroom in his pajamas]
Campy: Boy, I really smelled like cabbage!
[Andrew and Heidi walks in wearing their pajamas]
Campy: I really want to thank you two for saving my life.
Andrew: Your welcome! Heidi just really wanted to see her cousin!
Heidi: It's been 4 years since you've last seen me.
Campy: Yeah! I'm a college student now!
Andrew: This is a really cool place Campy. You get this apartment to yourself. What else do you do?
Campy: Invite these people into my place which is one word, girls!
Heidi: Hahahaha! Still the same old cousin!
Andrew: Heidi and me are going to go to bed now!
Campy: Alright! Good night!
Andrew and Heidi: Good night!
[Andrew and Heidi walks out into the guest bedroom]
Campy: My cabbage smell is all gone. Now I got television business to do.
[Campy sits on the couch and watches television]
[Guest Bedroom]
[Heidi is tucking herself in and grabs her stuffed rabbit Sophie]
[Andrew's phone rings]
[Andrew answers his phone]
Andrew: Hello?
Dani: Andrew! It's me Dani!
Andrew: What is it?
Dani: I have a question! Is it possible for me to use a laptop up use down?
Andrew: No! That never works!
Dani: Can you please tell me what you and Heidi are doing?
Andrew: Yeah! I can sure tell you right now.
[Andrew hangs up and turns off his phone]
Heidi: Who was it?
Andrew: That was Dani talking about her dumb and useless stuff.
[Andrew turns off the lights]
[Andrew approaches, climbs into bed and tucks himself in]'
[Heidi snuggles next to Andrew]
Heidi: What should we do for the next couple of days now that we got Campy home?
Andrew: Maybe tour around France, get some souvenirs, and party in this apartment.
Heidi: That sounds really good!
Andrew: Yeah!
[Andrew and Heidi kisses]
[Andrew takes off his glasses and puts is on the table next to him]
Andrew: Let's go to sleep!
Heidi: Okay! Goodnight Andrew! Goodnight Sophie!
Andrew: Stuffed rabbits don't talk.
Heidi: But she is really soft and pink.
Andrew: Mhmm!
Heidi: Yeah!
[Heidi automatically falls asleep]
[Andrew falls asleep]
[End Credits Scene]
[Airplane]
[Andrew and Heidi are sitting with their souvenirs]
[Heidi has her stuffed rabbit Sophie sitting on her lap]
Andrew: Heidi! That was a great trip. Right now we are going back home to New York.
Heidi: Plus we got good souvenirs.
Andrew: Do we look silly wearing these French hats?
Heidi: No! They look nice!
Andrew: How is Campy doing?
Heidi: He's back in school, and still enjoying French bread.
Andrew: I see!
Heidi: Are these small Eiffel towers really made out of plastic. They do look plasticy!
Andrew: Yes!
Heidi: Just checking!
Andrew: Right!
(The End)
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